Posted by: David | 21 April 2009

#29: Funny Or Die Loves Its Gays

With folks like Margaret Cho, Maya Rudolph, Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly, Allison Janney, and Jack Black (as Jesus Christ with a shrimp cocktail abomination… err, Obama Nation? What?), how can you not laugh? Here’s “Prop 8: The Musical” for your viewing pleasure…

Then, you’ve got Alicia Silverstone, Lance Bass, George Takei, and Jane Lynch – among others – making fun of that silly NOM commercial. You have to admit: it’s fantastic how SO many people have jumped onto the “NOM zombies are losers” bandwagon.

Oh, wow. That just gave me an idea. I want a t-shirt that reads: “NOM Zombies Are Losers.” It’s very high school, but would be effective… anyway, here’s that other Funny Or Die video…

See, here’s the thing: I just can’t help myself. I should be a good guy, and respect those who practice Catholicism or follow other tenets of Christianity. And you know, I respect a lot – really, all – of my Catholic/Christian friends. I really do. They’re good people with great big hearts, and I know they’d all be at my wedding someday (that is, if I ever have a boyfriend again…).

On the other hand, when you start acting like a moron – “OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY! IF THEM GAYS GET MARRIED, MY WHOLE CHURCH IS GON’ BLOW UP! AND MY KIDS IS GON’ GROW GOITERS! AND FROGS AND LIZARDS IS GON’ START HAILING FROM THE SKY! AND THEN THEY’S GON’ UNCONTINUE MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM AT THE MARKET AND REPLACE IT WITH JERRY AND BEN’S! – I have no choice but to treat you like one.


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